Friday, August 12, 2022

Ask Andy!

You asked, Andy answered.

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Q. Dreweasterley
Would you rather eat poop that tastes like pudding or pudding that tastes like poop?

A. Andy
Yes.

Q. Smelino86
Would you rather be a little spoon or big spoon when cuddling?

A. Andy
Depends on the cuddler, but usually little spoon because I run hot and things get clammy.

Q. Sippel_4
How many times has Conan physically assaulted you?

A. Andy
Never. He is afraid of me, because I pinch very hard.

Q. Lawdkookooface
Was there ever a joke or a skit you didn't like but were a part of?

A. Andy
Oh fuck yeah.

Q. Maeannengo
Favorite cocktail?

A. Andy
A classic Trader Vic's Mai Tai.

Q. Maeannengo
Favorite weed?

A. Andy
I am currently not partaking, but I like sativa hybrids.

Q. Madeleine_hettich
Do you have any tips for someone about to go on a big road trip with a chaotic family?

A. Andy
Microdosing.

Q. The_kimster5789
What's the craziest prank that has ever happened to you?

A. Andy
Not big on pranks, and have tried to steer clear of pranksters. Life is stressful enough without having people fuck with you for fun.

Q. Benzenecatahay
You're trapped on an island for 1 week, would you rather be with Conan, Sona, or Jordan?

A. Andy
100% Sona. I would want to be with someone useful.

Q. Anthony.buhr
Who would win in a fight, you or Conan?

A. Andy
Me. As stated before, I pinch.

Q. David.desha
What's a historical event you wish you could have witnessed?

A. Andy
Battle of Thermopylae

Q. Snapinstride
What are your answers to "The Three Questions"?

A. Andy
1. Illinois

2. Man, I don't know

3. Don't slosh the slop from your bucket onto other people's shoes.

Listen to Andy's podcast, The Three Questions

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